Camel Toe
There was a group of 6 of us standing on the front porch. The party was very loud and gregarious in the backyard. Being adults you would think we could smoke in front of our spouses-especially when we had all been drinking, but no we had to do the smoke of shame, away from the party.
Anyway we started talking about what a camel toe was. Everyone was laughing and enjoying the silly banter. Someone asked if a man’s crotch grabbing pants were called the same thing? Well, apparently a male version of a camel toe is called a Moose knuckle. (at least in this neck of the woods)
The group was made up of 2 women and 4 men. The funniest part of the whole situation was that all the men seemed to put their hands in their pockets at the same time and discreetly try and pull their pants down at the crotch area-as if ensuring they did not have the dreaded Moose Knuckle! I should add one of the men was wearing a dress shirt untucked with jeans-so he didn’t do the pull down.
So myself, the other woman and long shirt man burst out laughing and had to check out all of the men’s crotches to see if they had the MK.
So if you are ever at a party and are lacking conversation just strike up the Camel Toe/Moose Knuckle discussion and it will see you through the lull.
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Dirty Martini
- 2 oz vodka
- ½ oz dry vermouth
- 1 tablespoon olive brine
- Cocktail olives
Combine liquid ingredients in a cocktail shaker with cracked ice and shake well. Strain into a chilled cocktail glass and garnish with one or two olives.
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- Colours leading trends-not following fads
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Just taking time to do your nails should be a nice pampering experience. If you find yourself either alone or with a bunch of girlfriends and need something to do here are some suggestions. These are some of my go tos that keep me cheerful. Keep in mind these are things that my girlfriends and I have all done for a fun evening or for a raining day, they are a guide and you can tailor them to your tastes!
Get your favourite music and sing your heart out, dance but be careful not to dent or smudge your nails!
A few good magazines and a glass of wine, cup of tea or a latte.
Movie Suggestion: Gladiator
Television Show: Absolutely Fabulous Morocco
Patsy, Eddy and Saffron head to Marrakech, Morocco for a photo-shoot. Edina and Patsy use the trip as an excuse to shop for ethnic fashions, while Saffron turns her attention to the native inhabitants of the region. However things don't go smoothly and they encounter problems from the moment they arrive.
Patsy is unhappy that Saffy has tagged along. She gets her revenge by selling Saffy to white slave traders. Back home, Bubble disables the company computer...
Guest stars: Harroun Hanif (Yentob), Karim Skalli (Ali), John Wells (Uncle Humphrey).
First broadcast 10/2/94
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- Sourced from around globe–creates best
- Colours leading trends-not following fads
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medium dark neutral beige
