Booty Call

Okay, my friend was going through a tough time. She was newly separated and she needed to know she was still attractive and she needed to boost her ego a bit.

We will call her Darlene for the sake of the story.

Darlene got in touch with an old college flame.

They struck up a good email conversation and agreed to call each other. The energy that had been there in college was still there! He was also separated from his spouse. The next thing Darlene knew they were making plans to get together.

He lived a few towns over from her. So she would have to stay for the nite. (It was to far of a drive to make it in one evening) Darlene had slept with him 20 years earlier, how bad it could be?!?

The date drew nearer. Darlene was a bit nervous, but she was also ready to embark on a new part of her life. She needed to do a bit of grooming for the date. She booked a wax, as any self respecting woman would do.

Well the day of her date was here, Darlene went to the gym and then was going to get her waxing done. She walked into the spa and spoke to the esthetician about what she wanted. She decided to get a brazillian. (why not make the best impression right?)

Well the esthetitcian led Darlene to the waxing room and let her get undressed. Darlene was waiting for the woman to come back, but instead another woman walked in to do the treatment. Darlene, didn’t think that much about this. She had seen a few different women at this spa so she thought all was good.

Darlene told the esthetician to give her a brazillian . Darlene was so distracted talking that she didn’t notice the esthetician had removed ALL of her pubic hair.

Darlene looked down and couldn’t believe that she now resembled a prepubescent girl! To most people this might seem quite funny, as her friend I can’t tell you how much I laughed at this pubic hair travesty!

Needless to say, her calm about the date was gone. She turned into a wreck. How was she going to sleep with someone she not only hadn’t seen in 20 years but also wasn’t feeling all that attractive now either?

She made the 2 hour drive to the next town. They had dinner and a few glasses of wine. She was really enjoying herself and decided to tell her date that she had had a mishap at the beauty parlor.

Instead of listening he leaned over and kissed her. They got a little carried away and Darlene forgot about telling him about the wax debacle. Well one thing led to another, and Darlene realized her panties were about to be taken off. At that point she hurried and told him about the waxing experience.

She expected him to be either grossed out or to just want to get away from her. Instead he couldn’t stop laughing. When he stopped laughing he told her he was flattered that she had gone to all that trouble for him. He said he never felt so lucky to have such a beautiful, sexy woman next to him.

I guess all is well that ends well. She did enter the next phase of her life that nite and she has never looked back. She does however insist on her regular esthetician whenever she gets her waxing!