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Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee. They were very near a graveyard and one of them suggested they do their business behind a headstone or something. The first woman had nothing to wipe with so she took off her panties, used them and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive underwear set and didn't want to ruin hers, but was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that was on a grave and proceeded to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home. 

The next day the first woman's husband phones the other husband and said, "These damn girls nights out have got to stop. My wife came home last night without her panties." "That's nothing," said the other. "Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between the cheeks of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station, We'll never forget you!'

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Nail Polish Dark Rusty-Rose Red

Cream Fizz

  • 1 ½ oz of dry gin
  • 1 tbsp powdered sugar
  • Juice of ½ lemon
  • Juice of ½ lime
  • 1 or 2 tsp of cream
  • soda

Shake well with ice and strain into glass. Fill up with Soda Water

More drink recipes, appetizers and snackers at drinksmixer.com

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Just taking time to do your nails should be a nice pampering experience. If you find yourself either alone or with a bunch of girlfriends and need something to do here are some suggestions. These are some of my go tos that keep me cheerful. Keep in mind these are things that my girlfriends and I have all done for a fun evening or for a raining day, they are a guide and you can tailor them to your tastes!

Get your favourite music and sing your heart out, dance but be careful not to dent or smudge your nails!

A few good magazines and a glass of wine, cup of tea or a latte.

Movie Suggestion: The Bank Job

Television Show: Absolutely Fabulous  Death

After receiving news of her father's death, Edina takes the theme of transience to heart and decides to invest in some immortal works of art. Patsy is called in to help her find the right acquisitions.

Saffy, already horrified at her mother's display of materialism, is further disgusted that Eddy is more upset about putting on weight than the death of her own father. Saffron arranges for her deceased grandfather to lie in state - in the living room! Now inescapable, the death begins to effect Eddy, but only because she is thinking about her own mortality.

Guest stars: Llewella Gideon (Nurse), Gwen Humble (Sondra Lorrance), Natascha McElhone (Art Gallery Assistant), Cirian McIntyre (Vicar), Christopher Ryan (Marshall), Mark Tandy (Mark).

First broadcast 3/2/94

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