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Welcome to the world of Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics. Our products are of the same or superior high quality colours and staying power as leading global brands with a little tongue in cheek attitude and name to go with it, hopefully it will bring a smile to your face.

It is the brand that people are talking about- “did u hear the name of that?!?” as they laugh out loud. Then they help others realize you can also get quality with the fun. Our nail polish colours were specially selected to drive future trends rather than match current stale ones. Our bottles, brushes and accessories are sourced from around the world including Italian glass and other European sources to be of the very best quality. We are an Environmentally responsible company in our operations and our products. All our products are non-toxic and 3 Free (TFF & DBP Free: do not contain Toluene, Formaldehyde, or DBP – Dibutyl Phthalate).

Nail Polish

Nail Polish jelly black polish U Never Go Back
jelly black polish
$15.00
Nail Polish Minty Green Lucky U
minty green
$15.00
Nail Polish Gun Metal  Grey with slight sparkle Filthy Madame
Gun Metal Grey with slight sparkle
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Burgundy Booty Call
dark burgundy
$15.00
Nail Polish Mauve Tease
mauve
$15.00
Nail Polish jelly Pastel Turquoise Get Wet
jelly Pastel Turquoise
$15.00
Nail Polish Streaky Silver Martini Daze
streaky silver
$15.00
Nail Polish Streaky Pewter Damn I'm Hot
streaky pewter
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Pewter Thigh Highs
dark pewter
$15.00
Nail Polish Light Neutral Beige No Bra
light neutral beige
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Dark Neutral Beige Camel Toe
medium dark neutral beige
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Neutral Beige Whatever!
dark neutral beige
$15.00
Nail Polish is a classic pearlescent platinum white Pearl necklace
classic pearlescent platinum white
$15.00
Nail Polish Light Flat Pink Dirty Secret
light flat pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Pearlescent Pink In Ur Dreams
pearlescent pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Light Pink Virginal Pink
light pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Pink Born Again Virgin
medium pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Light Pink Sweet Ass
light pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Pink Bite Me
medium pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Iridescent Pink One Nite Stand
medium iridescent pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Iridescent Hot Pink Sheer Man Chaser
iridescent hot pink sheer
$15.00
Nail Polish Barbie Pink Trailer Trash
barbie pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Deep Ruby Red Cheap Whore
deep ruby red
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Plum Fishnet Stockings
dark plum
$15.00
Nail Polish Black burgundy Come Hither
Black burgundy
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Brown Social Climber
dark brown
$15.00
Nail Polish Metallic Dark Fuschia Brazen Hussy
metallic dark fuschia
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Metallic Purple Romp
dark metallic purple
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Metallic Blue Raunchy Bitch
dark metallic blue
$15.00
Nail Polish Metallic Medium Rose As If
metallic medium rose
$15.00
Nail Polish Iridescent Orangey-Pink Sheer Two Timer
iridescent orangey-pink sheer
$15.00
Nail Polish Mouse's Back Hangover
mouse's back
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Rusty-Rose Red Back Alley Sally
dark rusty-rose red
$15.00
Nail Polish Dark Orange-Brown Red Nympho
dark orange-brown red
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Coral Pink Party Whore
medium coral pink
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Tropical Pink-Red Man Eater
medium tropical pink-red
$15.00
Nail Polish Orange Red Staggette
orange red
$15.00
Nail Polish medium dark orange- blue red sheer Pop my Cherry
medium dark orange- blue red sheer
$15.00
Nail Polish Soft Red with Blue Hot Slut
soft red with blue
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Red with Blue-Orange Cougar
medium red with blue-orange
$15.00
Nail Polish Medium Soft Red with Blue Nail Me
medium soft red with blue
$15.00
Nail Polish balanced deep blue-orange red Pour Me One
balanced deep blue-orange red
$15.00

Base Coat

Sticky Basecoat for nail polish Wet Dream
Sticky basecoat
$15.00

Top Coat

Nail Polish Top Coat, Shiny Shine topcoat I Like It On Top
Shiny Shine topcoat
$15.00

Moisturizers

Nail Moisturizer, clear green moisturizers Make Me Moist
clear green
$15.00

Treatments

Accessories

What's a party without a few accessories...

Special Packs

For a special day or for that close friend. Cheeky Monkey has some great gift packs including wrapping and a personalized message.

Other Stuff

When it doesn't fit anywhere else we put it here...

 

Manufacturing Practices “Value, Quality, Colours, Design”

Our quality and heritage in manufacturing has lasted over 20 years. Our quality assurance procedures, experience, values and personality help assure that you get the best product possible for the price. Our design and inspiration comes from Canada. All our products are quality manufactured in the United States and our onsite lab has created over 600 colors, using the highest quality base and colors, and a full line of nail treatments and cuticle oils which we’ve selected the top 39 for our initial launch. Most of our ingredients are from Europe, our brushes from Spain, our bottle glass from Italy, which is all then manufactured in our state-of-the-art facility in the USA. Extensive quality control checkpoints during and after the manufacturing process ensure the best quality available. All components are imported from Europe or manufactured in the United States. We adhere to US, European Union and Canadian standards for cosmetics and measurement.

3 Free "Its important to all of us"

I try to take care of my family and myself by making sure we are eating properly, getting exercise, sleeping enough and generally trying to live a happy life. When I embarked on Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics I was adamant that my products would be of high quality and not harmful to myself or others. We searched high and low to find a nail product that was free of the big three. These 3 products are Formaldehyde, Toluene and Dibutyle Phthalate or DBP for short. These 3 ingredients have been very controversial and have been linked to some health threats.

Formaldehyde helps harden nails. Toluene is a colourless liquid used as a solvent. And It's also a cheap preservative used in shampoo, conditioner, shower gel and children's bubble bath. DBP 'dibutyl phthalate' is a plasticizer that makes nail polish flexible.

I looked on the Skin Deep database and found that Formaldehyde, Toluene and DBP have the same high hazard score of 10. The hazard score is on 0 - 10 scale, (10 corresponding with the highest concern). These ingredients are linked to cancer, developmental/reproductive toxicity and allergies (visit this website for details). Nail polish is worn on dead cells (the actual nail) but it is next to living cells. (the cuticle and skin) It’s important to know you are wearing a safe product. If you get your nails done at the local spa or salon make sure their products are safe or better yet bring your own nail polish, Cheeky Monkey brand of course. Also make sure the salon or spa has good ventilation.

Be aware of what you are putting on and in your body- depending on your belief you only get one shot at this life so give it your best shot!

All Cheeky Monkey Cosmetics are 3 Free containing no formaldehyde, toluene, or DHP. Our products are non-toxic and rank a one on the skin deep cosmetics safety database (a 1-10 scale with one being the lowest hazard score).

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